absurd laws in the world (all sides are cooked beans) These laws are part of the legislation of some countries 'modern', are mostly archaic provisions , written long ago and now do not meet social function (if they ever met) but still in use, but very few lawyers and judges use or evoke.
EUROPE: - France
• Between 8 am and 8 pm to 70% of music must be by French artists.
• No kissing on the railroad.
• It is forbidden to baptize a pig with the name of Napoleon. • No Photography
police or their vehicle even when out in the background.
- Germany
• A pillow can be considered as a weapon "passive."
• It is forbidden to wear masks on the street.
• In every office has to be able to see the sky, "but be little. "
- DENMARK
• Try to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if you catch will have to serve the remainder of the sentence.
• No one can kick-start your vehicle if someone under it.
Creek • If you leave your vehicle and the same, it should be noted with a red reflective triangle. This triangle is mandatory only where the vehicle to stall. (If you crack the engine is not necessary).
• The restaurants will not charge for water unless it is accompanied with something else, like ice or a lemon wedge.
- SWEDEN
• While prostitution is illegal, is legal to use the service prostitution.
• repainting your house is prohibited without a government license that allows it.
- Switzerland
• If you leave the keys in the car and the door latch will be fined.
- NORWAY
• You can not neuter your dog or cat, but if any other species. (It says nothing about men.)
• Drinks containing more than 4.75% alcohol can not be sold at election time.
- FINLAND
• Taxi drivers have to pay royalties if they put music in your car when they bring customers.
- England
• The law allows the sellers to do topless in Liverpool, England, but only in fish business tropical.
• It is illegal to hang the bed of the window.
• In Hereford you can shoot a Welsh every day, but only on Sundays, with a bow in the Recinto de la Catedral.
• No fishing for salmon on Sunday.
• It is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow.
• All men over 14 should practice archery at least 2 hours a week under the supervision of the clergy. • It is punishable
two men having sex with a third person in the same house (or even need to be simultaneously).
- Ireland
• If you are in Cork, and sees a Scotsman, it is still legal deal it with a bow and arrow, except on Sundays.
AMERICA: - CANADA
• It's illegal to remove a dressing in public.
• In the town of Alberta, if you were arrested and released, is entitled to request a handgun with bullets and a horse to flee the city.
• In Ottawa, the law forbids eating ice cream on Sunday in the village of the Bank.
• No attempt to learn witchcraft.
- COLOMBIA, Cali
• A woman can only have relations with her husband, but the first time that happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
- MEXICO
• No burn wrists.
- BOLIVIA, Santa Cruz
• It is illegal for a man having sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
USA: - Alabama
• You can not play dominoes on Sunday.
• Men may not spit in front of women.
• No sell peanuts after sundown on Wednesday in Lee County.
- New York
• Women may practice topless in public if and when it is not for profit (this has shades!).
- Columbia, Pennsylvania
• You can not catch a fish in another part of the body except the mouth. • No sleeping
in a freezer.
• You can not walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.
- North Carolina
• It is illegal to have sex in the churchyard.
• Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
• No one can visit their beloved evening
- Tulsa, Oklahoma
• It is illegal for a bar owner let anyone pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
• Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor to meet in groups of three or more on private property
• It is illegal to put a hypnotized person in a showcase.
- Ocean City
• It is illegal eat in the residential, and the only beverage allowed on the beach is water that is inside a clear plastic bottle
- Maryland
• Condoms can only be sold in machines in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption in local.
- Rhode Island
• They can not sell toothpaste and toothbrush to the same customer on Sunday.
- Oregon
• No whistle underwater.
• No animals are allowed sex in the city limits of Stanfield
- Ohio
• No one can be arrested on July 4 or on Sunday.
• Women can not wear shoes patent leather, that let men see in them the reflection of their underwear to
• No more than 100 around the city at once.
ASIA: - LEBANON
• Men can legally have sex with animals, provided they are females. Having sex with males is punishable by law with death.
- INDONESIA
• The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
- IRAN
• The alleged violation must be certified by a physician and include a "witness of fact", otherwise the accused is free and can be charged with the alleged victim perjury, which will hit and charged with prostitution.
- CHINA, Hong Kong
• A woman can legally kill deceived her adulterous husband, but must do so only with their hands. In return, the adulterous woman can be killed in any way by her husband.
• It is illegal to enroll in college, unless you're smart.
- ISRAEL
• No picking your nose on Saturday.
• In Haifa is forbidden to bring bears to the beach.
- THAILAND
• If you are caught chewing gum on the floor pulling receive a $ 600 fine and if you can not pay you will be imprisoned.
- CAMBODIA
• No use water pistols to the New Year celebrations.
- SINGAPORE
• The sale of chewing gum.
• Homosexuals are forbidden to live in the country.
• Oral sex is also prohibited unless performed as entertainment.
• pornography is prohibited.
- PHILIPPINES
• Cars with enrollment completed in 1 or 2 can not circulate on Mondays from 7 am to 7 pm. Those ending in 3 or 4 on Tuesdays, and so those ending in 9 or 0 on Fridays. At least on Saturdays and Sundays there are no restrictions
AFRICA: - BAHRAIN • A doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals but is prohibited from looking directly during the test. Only you can look through a mirror.
OCEANIA: - GUAM
• There are men in Guam whose only job
that may have to travel the country to deflower virgins, and that besides they pay for the privilege of having sex with them first. The reason: By the laws of Guam, is forbidden for virgins to marry.
- AUSTRALIA - Victoria
• You can change a light out if you're not an electrician. • black ointment
Untarse shoe in the face is illegal.
• The bars are required to give food and water to his horse.
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