Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Pressure Cooker Pressure Valve

Infallible Al Green Horse

This is what I sent to a short story competition (where he missed me and for honorable mention), before he had written something similar, but this is the final version .... as a story.
Any resemblance to real life is just a coincidence.

INFALLIBLE
was getting dark and had a single chance that the guards did not ask me "who was" not "where I was going." I passed the checkpoint guards as he owned the place "... with rudeness. Of pure nerves felt half a block already drawn attention. I returned it to avoid suspicion, and said "good afternoon, I am student and go to the lab thesis student looking for my wallet that I was ... I have to sign something?". That was enough, his heart a thousand, and a feigned smile, relaxed and cordial, I did not register my admission to the Faculty.
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"Cancer at a testicle "was the sentence for my first guide and teacher for my first thesis. A penalty was 20 years old and in the latter half of my career. Had achieved great efforts to advance classes last year to have more clear the second half to be devoted to testing the thesis.
was the first of three brothers and the first of 23 grandchildren to graduate from college. And it was not the greatest. He dreamed of receiving my degree at age 21.
"a testicle cancer.
Eight months Thesis.
never thought that this new year would be the first of many, where to raise my drink all that crossed my mind would get my title the following year.
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The 4 blocks I made eternal, those blocks that I saw every day dozens of times a year, now those blocks were longer than ever ... hell!
Trying not to look suspicious if there were people I saw, I was pretty cool and I was very nervous. It turned out I figured it was time ... no one around. I looked as I left the window slowly without latch (never gave me the key screens) and went as he had practiced many times. Lab did have the back key and the key to the private office of my guiding teacher, was in a ring at the bottom of the top drawer of the Laboratory useful. The silence left me quiet. I turned the two computers and I watched her through the windows how would the rest of light through field trials, beautiful. Deep breath and started, if I was in these computers would not do in the office of teacher. But it turned out, I checked five times what he had done and there were no errors.
I took the key from the drawer, turned off the computer, grabbed any folder in case it was caught and went through the halls, like walking on rice paper.
The building was one story but was shaped like a comb, sub corridors came to a large main hall was where I went. Was at one end and had to get to the other, where were the offices of the eminences of the Faculty. My teacher was an eminence ... fame and international experience.
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So I had to include in a thesis the following year. As a teacher guide was the Director of the Department. Infallible. She was not alone, had a companion thesis student. I figured that was good.
I played for days continuous measurements, which in turn divide, shift my partner because I was delegated to ask her out because he missed the sitter, because I had to practice, or because they simply did not appear. I played for a year and a half, fetching close to a chemical laboratory, weekly, solutions packaged in 12 cans of 20 liters each, on foot. I had to overcome two "snapshots" of students in college, two years new again fight me to death with my Mom, leave the house, barely sustain the maintenance paid for my Dad, get used to is more apparent at least 3 complete medium Italian cigar.
I took 1 year and 8 months, plus a Post-Degree Course (which I paid with sweat), discover that everything done in the thesis was useless. Measurements with the new instruments, with instructions in German, which obviously resulted in loose interpretation teacher, was wrong. All wrong. Or we started all over again or risked a penalty of 6 months for abandonment of the thesis.
Me I came to the capital and looked forward in the best state university eminence as a Guidance Counselor ... Now I could not fail!
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When I finally got to the last sub hallway, I realized there was someone I went to the last office. Impossible to pass without being seen, at any minute my heart was going to betray me or I was going to faint from lack of oxygen, as almost not breathing.
I steeled myself and went, slow and ultra insecure. To be close, I recognized the teacher and luckily was on the phone ... was one of those people walking while talking. I waited to turn and I went floating down the front of your door open. Dipped my hand the key. I put in the lock ... lentito, turned softly and controlling each muscle. Leeeeento opened the door and listened to the teacher ended the conversation. Upon entering the first thing that struck me was the smell of books, wood, old office, a mite worship. I closed the door just as the teacher finished speaking and turned the latch. She must have suspected something because he left the hall, I felt from behind the door attached to her knees.
waited to hear if she went, waited, waited and waited. It was. On my knees I went to the desk, I could hardly see, it was dark. I had to memorize the position of all that surround your computer. Delicately turned a blind bit to keep the screen light lit the room and saw out. I saw the guard in the second round was withdrawing from the sector, it gave me peace of mind. I had to get some files replaced 2 years ago. First I had to find them, write down the exact time and dates of each. Then change the date and time of those dates old computer, restart, save new files that was on a floppy disk, restart, return time and date to the present, restart. That was for each group of files that I gave to my teacher in the course of a year. As it had done hours earlier at the Laboratory computers, running smoothly and made me fast.
At the end of the guard came in the third round, the computer is off, I was on his knees not moving, then, without wanting to think about what they had done. Had just signed my death sentence and had finally opened the doors at the end of a proposition 2 ½ years ... my third thesis.
When returned the guard thought I could put up ... but my legs did not feel ... I did not notice that so much time on his knees did not feel the ankles. I sat on the carpet while my legs back to life. I started thinking about all those days of immaturity that I paid no attention to what was happening with the soles of my thesis. Everything to be coming up on how to solve "my love life, how to ask the micrero take me for 100, how to sleep 4 hours after work in a pub from 17 to 5, how improved without going to the doctor, how to eat without spending more $ 300 every day, etc. I thought about the mistakes that had led me to mourn in front of the professor of statistics when I said the results of data collected for 2 years ... it was of nothing. They served. I thought of Rosita, the best student in the group of postgraduate students, when I said "if the data Mendel cooked ... why did not you?". I thought everything had to study for 6 months to know what they had to subtly change the initial data for new results serve as something is surprising because making small changes opened the possibility of having a tiny hope in my life.
a chance. And there I was, making a correction in time travel through files floppies. It was the only way that the new results were not suspects. Surely the teacher would be surprised and would send his assistant to find out if that was correct or not, that's why I had to change the original files of all computers where I had walked my thesis.
blinds returned to his place. I took out my floppy. I checked that everything was in place and departed. The teacher had already been removed, the guard also. I began to feel pride, proving it was all perfect. Just give me back to the laboratory was to leave the keys.
A career of 8 semesters, 3 theses in 4 years. It had to be!
Once the micro kept going over and over again what would you say to justify these new results. I had tried many times while cooking, it was impossible not to prove. Clear that risked the pains of hell if he was surprised academic. But who would doubt the computers, the examination of records showed the exact date of when I delivered. The plan was foolproof. It was bound to result.
Exactly! was impossible, was. The files for a week. They were all excited about the new results. Writing the thesis I took only 4 days. I graduated.
Months later, the teacher introduced me about his foreign colleagues, saying that I had achieved a brilliant thesis. But he still was not sure if I had "lese" or not, and that in both cases I had to be a brilliant student. I was one of twelve he had seven in his career.
but never practiced and never wanted to tell anyone why.
FIN.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Fashion Tv Without Clothes



What is a green horse?

is a Plan.

But any plan.

is a plan from the beginning is meant to be .... bad. Plan is a hackneyed by Murphy.

a plan is an elaborate and complex development, which contains a number of variables that leave a margin of error so wide that it is almost impossible to quantify.

distinguish a Green Horse itself is very difficult because generally believed to be planning "the one." But the main problem is the reason that gives rise to such a disastrous planning.

A Green Horse ... is simply a bad idea.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Restaurant Where Servers Are Purposely Rude



Today I close my day with a lump in the throat and heart. I feel like the Samaritan woman in the world worse.

I mean, today after a good afternoon of laburo went where my sister Su. Just after 23:30 it occurred sushi Pub ask of myself His brother. I offered to go look.

at 23:56 hrs in Columbus with Vespucci, I remembered that we had to go to the pharmacy for some orders from my mother, who still does not get better (which is why we are living at home ... until is better). Called Su and confirmed my forgetfulness! after committing a traffic violation I went to the gas pump attached to the Pharmacy to close. I went and bought in the checkout process enters a local man who asked for a SAPU in the sector. The sellers said no, no SAPU around. STUPID not know the reason that led me not to ask "why?" The gentleman (gentleman wool hat, warm clothes and reflective jacket.)

But it was late to go for the Sushi and the local about to close, I went fast to the side of the Lord. Upon leaving I stopped because I spoke while taking his bicycle, said something like that if I had where I could go around it, because coming to your house Peñalolén he knew he could find SAPU, but did not know if they reach. Pharmacy closed. Hence the fool I asked him what he needed, and I said those words still torture me and hammer in the heart: "I was bitten by a dog at Ecole Militaire", accompanying the words with the gesture of showing your pants completely cracked to the ankle. "Dog shit" I thought. I lifted my pants and had the same crack in the skin that was already inflated as if he had grafted a tennis ball.

so stupid and foolish I immediately thought that I could not help because even walking mobilized (with the resources to carry it), I had to go find the famous Sushi. And I imagine having to get my silly request, while he waited in the car, drop off the order and then take it to Peñalolén (almost foothills), and my head said it was not a good idea. And I let go pedaling uphill penalties Vespucci, with his leg pa la caga. To get on the vehicle feeling plague, I realized that even I managed to get alcohol or hydrogen peroxide in the same Pharmacy for at least cushion the bite infection damn ..... even.

is my heart sank.

I went to look for "those" and I looked back down the street to redeem myself.

not find it.

And still I have this selfish grief, I generated a malaise in the heart for being so bad.

wish with all my heart that the Lord has come to the SAPU Peñalolén.

is definite ... no heaven for a bad Samaritan like me.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Pink - U And Ur Hand Red Wig

My real cruel world Spiderman Ending September

Well these past 2 weeks have been tough. So long "free" in good health, that just when I have a lot of work, I had to do with the worst flu of the year ... terrible. Especially because I had to endure the wrath of Dona for not doing the rest because he was right. Simply could not leave the snag folded.

addition to continue the celebrations of October, on Saturday my mother celebrated her birthday in advance and Sunday littlest nephew of his celebrated / n his 3 years of life. Those two days had to work at the aerodrome of Chacabuco, I definitely missed the celebrations.

On Sunday, the end finally bearing activity for about 6 grueling days of work, my boss was leaving the birthday of his nephew "Peter." He says I'm her best friend. He had asked for my entire order semana.Y without him I wait.

I saw and ran into my arms ... oh god that bit over-stimulated human being .. "Hello Rochi!" - "Happy Birthday Pablito!" - "Happy Birthday ... and my gift?". Geez! I had planned to give her a costume of Spider-Man to measure ... mini, mini, and between the sticks and cold .. I could not. I told him not bringing walked after it was. As it turned out the next day I saw him in the cup of tea the true birthday of my suegris. "And my gift?" Damn! "I have not Pablito, have not been to my house ..." - "go to look" (simple no?) - "I have not, I have arrived" - "but I want your gift .. ".

I should clarify that it is not child "beggar" is charming. And perhaps knowing that he still lacked a gift to receive, and also came from her best friend, the more impatient. Soooo stressed that at 20:30 Monday asked his mother permission to let me go to the supermarket to buy a gift "patch." For Larraín around with Tobalaba found nothing, which I showed in the Super was "Cheo". In a desperate attempt, I took a taxi and went to Plaza Egaña (15 min walk) all the way did not stop to ask if we were going to get his gift to my home. Once at the destination I noticed that everything was closed, I remembered the Library a half block south of the village. Irarrázabal crossed, while he in my arms from loosening of laughter "stop" cars with spider webs from his wrists, not to run over me.

In the Library there was nothing and was almost full Spiderman ... closed at 22 pm, that gave me time to turn the corner to see if he was still the show (while the little voice telling me " Rochon ta my gift here. ") In arriving at that fair I found the gates closed and I missed a desperate cry of "closed Pablito" ... what a male voice says to me "but do you need?" and I respond before the eyes of wonder Pablito .. "A HombreAraña costume." He turns and asks only post that was finally closing ... "Tennis attire HombreAraña ?"... "Yes if there is."

Pablito, my best friend could not contain her excitement and I could not contain my luck. I ordered the dress smaller, to what he called "big choy."
While awaiting the change, I put the top and mask.

In the taxi home would not stop asking me superheroes costumes for his older brother (12 years) and his imaginary friend "Fuanpablo." I apologized, explaining that the gift was his birthday and not others. Understood.

came to the house celebrated its new identity, had to remove the mask 2 times to clarify "Shoyo me!".

was completely happy with his new disguise shoddy (badly stitched), and 4 sizes bigger than him.

I knew that the next day, on waking, asked to put the suit, went shopping with him, juice all day, crawled and requested the floor sleeping like HombreAraña .. to what your mother did not hold for hygiene issues. For myself, I smiled.

I have no children, I do not know if I'll have someday, I love kids, I love my nephews false, Pablito especially because I know him since I was half an egg in his mother and half an egg in his father. But deep down I would love to be the favorite aunt of my real nephew, the one with a mother and a father of crap sometimes tasteless, with a workaholic grandmother (who gave him his first suit of Spiderman), the nephew who has not Iquique never left ... even at Pica, who barely understands hopefully I see why once a year, eating poorly, which supports a dad who is not hers and a mediocre school, the nephew who needs all the love and happiness that could give your Aunt RealOneFun. That, my real Spiderman.



Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Sayings To Put On Wedding Favors

BOLIVIA: Members of the Press are the first step to force the Court DIRECT DEMOCRACY

Source: http://www.elmundo.com.bo/Secundarianew.asp?edicion = 19/10/2010 & type = Politics & Cod = 10,546
By: Maricruz Mendoza Ugarte - Santa Cruz - BOLIVIA (Tuesday, October 19, 2010)
As had been announced: The Struggle Continues . Press workers have 'gone down arms "and as we said last Sunday at the major rally at the Plaza on September 24, continue to mobilize to ensure that items 16 and 23 of the Act against Racism and All Forms of Discrimination are repealed and also defend 'swashbuckling' the validity of the Press Law. The latter Act, in force since January 19, 1925, provides that municipal councils or boards have the power to shape the press tribunal, composed of 40 leading citizens in the capital city and 20 in the provinces.
To this end, representatives of the Federation of Press Workers of Santa Cruz, led by its executive secretary, Roberto Carlos Hurtado, yesterday morning visited the City Council requesting a public hearing to support the creation of the Jury Printing and regulate a form of journalism. These were received by President of Council, Desiree Bravo and Councilman Manuel Saavedra.
Bravo said there Ordinance 343/2003 that establishes how the Press Tribunal on the basis of 40 leading citizens. And if you have a disability, the City Council has the power to propose names and define the leaderless within 15 working days. "We want the Government to listen to all Bolivians feel that freedom of expression is threatened. The law says that councils across the country should set up these courts to be formed with meritorious citizens, not officials or politicians, "he said.
The application was referred to the Committee on Education, Culture and Sports, chaired by Councilman Manuel Saavedra, who reaffirmed his support for all initiatives in defense of freedom of expression such as heading the Press. He also asserted that the way to fight against discrimination from the Mayor is to work and provide services to everyone equally. "We are ready to push a Press Tribunal to ensure the freedom of Press and Journalism's ethical performance. We hope to hear the arguments of journalists to the public hearing Thursday, "he said.
"the court must look not 'metamos leg' "
At the meeting with the Selectmen, Roberto Carlos Hurtado said that the journalists are concerned about the promulgation of the Law on Combating Racism and All Forms of Discrimination, especially in its Articles 16 and 23 that violate the right to freedom of expression. "We request a public hearing to let them know our concern over this issue and support the creation of Printing Jury, as a regular form of journalistic work, the same as is stipulated in the Press Law," he said Hurtado, a time to argue that the establishment of that tribunal is of great importance especially for citizens who feel affected in their rights, "this Court will have to assess whether crime has been committed on Printing, we want this jury also has another role, which is more educational and not just coercion. Have to watch that people do not 'metamos leg', because freedom of speech has its limits, "he acknowledged. (...)

For a start to put justice in the hands of citizens. Desos Good luck and go! (IFP)

Sunday, October 17, 2010

How To Tell The The Age Of My Magnalite Pots




I think it must have some very sad. I'm sure there are.
But like a deflated balloon ....... few.


Maybe a hot dog sauces can not match.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Nasz Klasa Neu Anmelden

Printing - Radical or face to face

By: Ivan G. Fernández Peace (*)
Basically there are two direct democratic expression confined in the field of quality - quantity, one of them is a vote or direct vote (much) in which the city en masse - at times, is minimized, despised and beaten up at his appearing and disappearing vote, the other radical or face to face is structured on the Jury (quality), where the citizen is regarded and highly valued because it expresses opinion directly, in turn, has a single vote. In this booklet briefly describe the latter, since it is almost unknown therefore, little valued by our Latin society.
Direct Democracy in sense of quality, turns out to be the most effective popular government in which citizen groups in an assembly, council or court, take part in discussions aimed at deliberate and make decisions that will regulate life and customs of their social environment, and can (even in some cases) to veto or amend existing legislation. Sovereignty resides in the people, to be exercised by him immediately, without any representative choice.
Its modern historical precedent is found in the Germanic tribes (Saxons and Angles barbarians, S. IX) who followed the normative system in strong opposition to abusive tax law by the Roman Empire, being then transferred to the Britannia (Great Britain) which was strengthened with the passing of time was passed and adopted by the English colonies in the process of conquest (Commonwealth).
As one of the most highly representative of Direct Democracy are:
A) or Jury Popular Jury Trial: Institution always linked to the concept of democracy and away from any form of authoritarianism, born in ancient Athens and is given by Solon ( Greece 638a.c.-558a.c.) known then as Heliaía or Heliaia (congregate, in ancient Greek), currently seen in nations angloparlantes; but, with growing acceptance and available to be adopted by more and more peoples of the world. Jury courts, allow citizens to participate in a Power State (Judiciary) making the administration of justice and as such, is the ultimate expression model of direct participatory democracy designed to preserve social peace with real justice-turned directly from the people.
B) Grand Jury or Grand Jury: judicial body established in England (S XII) for the purpose of removing the king absolute power under the premise of "The king commands but does not govern" the Americans perfected the institutions of the making body research, advisory, with autonomy to see evidence, examine witnesses, require evidence, etc. in coordination with prosecutors, stating that, to be formal charge or complaint by the State to any individual, a group of fellow citizens (not lawyers) must determine whether there because of events or not to accuse, to exist themselves then follows the case to trial by jury Trial.
The jury in the two contexts (indictment and trial), is a key part in the democratic states of North America, such an institution is considered as the paradigm of public policy including in the legal system, a condition referred to by Sarah Parker, President of the USA-NC Supreme Court: "The system we have has helped our country the greatest nation in the history of civilization."
Overall, a quality real direct democracy, only two instances in which ordinary citizens can make important decisions, one is the vote, two the jury, the sentence for this type of demonstrative highly binding Democracy's livelihood: "Duty Rate = Right to Judge" , thus establishing a real and effective balance of powers where the executive is a president, the legislature is several Congressmen (Representatives or Senators) and the judiciary is shared between the judiciary and all citizens. However described, the direct democratic system is closed to the political class more immersed in corruption in a phrase I have been mentioned long ago that reads: "If the people elected (voting), then the people the judge (jury) " , situation as you understand, not nice at all to political partisans mediocre players for obvious reasons, particularly, feel so good this type of democracy that our political caste do not like, grounds, without any basis, not being prepared, therefore, must birth of popular pressure. "
One of the strong historical underpinnings, can be found in the famous phrase from the philosopher Montesquieu referred to in his famous work The Spirit of Laws (France-1748): " The power to judge not Senate can give a permanent, must be exercised by people who left the in the manner provided by law to form a transitional court, this is the only way as the terrible power of judging is not linked to a state, to any profession is made invisible and null. "
As you see, Justice and Democracy in the jury merge, establishing a close relationship in which widely, it becomes passive citizen active political participant, reflecting its best citizen, valuing their environment the actions of their peers, equals or peers in similar magnitude of weighing the prospects of the government within the community. For
increasingly disillusioned with their Latin American traditional democracy (much), direct democracy (quality) is a good incentive to urge them to believe in the institutions of the same. Consequently, the entry of air democratic renewal in Latin America, born in the mind the suspicion of why the institutions of the jury have never been promoted by the North of our continent to their "brothers American "is not that, not like the idea that we take the institution that was really great, likewise, we must understand that without total direct democracy, citizens will remain poor.
(*) ANALYST - Promoting Civil Partnership Development / Director of PROJECT JURIES (PRO-JURY)
E-mail: Visit Web projurados@hotmail.com as http://projurados. blogspot.com

Friday, October 1, 2010

The Best Straight Weave

Online Videos guidance to juries

Online Videos guidance to juries (even in English, we are in the long process of translation to the English speaking world). Several circuit courts (USA) have made their guidance to jurors videos available online. The videos vary in their technical capacity and the way they present their message. This list can be particularly useful for Latin America, in search of the ongoing process of awareness that jurors-PERU PROJECT aims, the purpose is that the idea is known by lay citizens prospective jurors. Sincerely, Ivan G. Paz Fernández - Director PJ2 projurados@hotmail.com
- All Rise: Jury Service in Minnesota. Minnesota Judicial Branch.
http://www.mncourts.gov/?page=1948
- Called to Serve. U.S. District Court, Western District of Washington.
http://www.wawd.uscourts.gov/JuryService/JurorOrientationVideo-CalledtoServe.htm
- Ideals Made Real. Judicial Council of California.
http://www.courtinfo.ca.gov/jury/
- Indiana Jury Service: Duty, Privilege, Honor. Indiana Courts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfGzSDM90I&feature=player_embedded
http://www.in.gov/judiciary/juryduty/docs/orientation-transcript.pdf (transcript of video)
- Juror Orientation Video. Hawaii State Judiciary.
http://www.courts.state.hi.us/general_information/jury/juror_orientation_video.html
- Juror Informational Video. Cobb County, Georgia.
http://www.cobbcounty.org/juror/
- Juror Orientation Video. New York State Unified Court System.
http://www.nyjuror.gov/general-information/juror-orientation-video.php
- Jury Orientation Video. Cuyahoga County (Ohio) Common Pleas Court.
http://cp.cuyahogacounty.us/internet/jurybroadband.aspx
- Jury Orientation Video. Ninth Judicial Circuit Court of Florida.
http://www.ninthcircuit.org/jurors/jury-service-orange.shtml#orientation
- Jury Duty. Bucks County, Ohio.
http://www.buckscounty.org/courts/CourtInfo/JuryDuty/JuryVid.aspx
- Jury Duty. Arizona.
http://supreme.state.az.us/nav2/index2.htm
- Jury Service: A Privilege and a Responsibility. Florida State Courts.
http://www.flcourts.org/gen_public/jury/index.shtml
- Jury Service in Idaho. Idaho State Judiciary.
http://www.isc.idaho.gov/material.htm
- Jury Service in Wisconsin. Wisconsin Court System.
http://www.wicourts.gov/services/juror/docs/videoscript.pdf (transcript of video)
- Jury Services Orange County. Under the Direction of Court Administration.
http://www.ninja9.org/courtadmin/jury/Orange.htm
- Juror Orientation Video. Metropolitan Nashville and Davidson County.
http://juryduty.nashville.gov/portal/page/portal/juryDuty/video/
- Juror Orientation Video. Multnomah County Circuit Court.
http://courts.oregon.gov/Multnomah/General_Info/Jury_Service/Juror_Orientation_Video.page
- Juror Orientation Video. The North Carolina Court System.
http://www.nccourts.org/County/Mecklenburg/Jury/Orientation.asp
Jury Orientation Videos - Available in the NCSC Library
Arkansas Jury Orientation. Little Rock, AR: The Arkansas Administrative Office of the Courts, 2005.
Grand Jury Orientation Film: Protect and Uphold. State of New York Unified Court System, 2002.
Indiana Jury Service - Duty, Privilege, Honor. 2003.
Inside the Jury. CBS News, 2000.
Juror Orientation Video. Columbus, OH: Columbus Bar Association, Franklin County Court System, 2001.
Jury Introduction. Hancock County (Ohio) Court of Common Pleas, 2005. (DVD)
Jury Service in America: The History and the People. Texas Young Lawyers, 1992.
Justice by Jury: Orientation Tape for Jurors. L.A. County superior Court, 1995.
Order in the Classroom. State Justice Institute, 1998.
You The Juror. Chicago Bar Association, Young Lawyers Section, 1997.